Verdict - Community service order soft option

Lindsay sportingly donning the Dynamic-trios new home

Lindsay sportingly donning the Dynamic-trios new home

Today a judge decided the fate of the three fugitives that have become known in the popular press as the Dynamic-trio. During his summing up the judge recognised and acknowledged the trios past attempts at serving the community, and stated 'However, I find it necessary and fitting to order you to be detained indefinitely at her majesty's leisure to the shoulder of a little black summer jacket'. Lindsay Cooper was happy with the verdict, saying her faith in the British justice system had been restored.